Movie Rating 3/5
Megan Fox Rating 5/5
Megan Fox probably sucks at life because she is too sexy. I am basing this because she is a horrible actress, but no one cares because she is so hot. She is lucky that she did not become a porn star because she would have been the next Jenna Jameson.
I saw Transformers 2 in the theaters and everyone around me was a dude. I basically went to a porn flick with a bunch of dudes. Everyone's favorite scene was when Megan was running in slow-mo, and her voluptuous boobs were striking her in her face.
Thank God Megan Fox was in this movie because it would have been one of the worst movies of all time. What ever happened to good movies? I wish I had a shit ton of money to pay the sexiest broad to hang out with a shitty Jewish actor. By the way, Shia LeBouf is a whinny, scared little fagot. The best character in this movie was the mom, Julie White. She cracked me up the whole movie and she is definitely a MILF.
In the end, Transformers has cool special effects, bad acting, and one of the hottest actresses on the planet. This is how you make the most money at the Box office.
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