Reason for Abscence

Sorry I have not posted in a couple of days. I have not watched any movies in the last week. I was studying for the GMAT. I did well and will go to Graduate School. Booya Bitches.

Quantun of Solace - Olga Kurylenko

Olga Kurylenko

Rating 4/5 Stars

I saw this movie when it first came out in 2008 and loved it. I just bought a new TV and had to watch an action packed movie, and Quantum came to mind.

Olga is very beautiful, I think it has something to do with her skin. She is very exotic, which I hope most Americans dream of. She was born and raised in Ukraine, so she must be the only hot actress/model to get out of there. The only way hot women from Ukraine can get out of there is by selling themselves as a mail order bride. She must have been on top over there. Because she would have been my wife by now, JK. Anyone who mail orders their bride probably did it just so he could get fucked with a strap-on.

Enough of that talk. Olga looks amazing and she gets my vote for Actress of the day. The only reason she did not get 5 Stars is because her acting skills are not impressive. She is better than Megan Fox.

Oh yeah, there is no way that robber in Washington can ever be like James Bond.

Henry Poole is Here - Radha Mitchell

Radha Mitchell

Rating - 3/5 Stars

Don't you just hate movies that make you want to kill yourself. This is the second movie in row. This movie tops "House of Sand and Fog." I am usually entertained by the movies I watch, but I cannot stand these two. I am a little pissed that I have to write a review about this movie.
The way the movie was put together was alright, but obviously the writer of this movie has either tried to kill himself or wrote it then killed himself. He even tried to make it happy at the end which completely ruined the movie. The ending would have been better if Owen died from his original disease. At least a dying person could have said he screwed Radha Mitchell as his last girl.

Radha Mitchell is an Aussie with typical green swimmer hair. You know, it looks greasy and chlorine treated. Other than her hair, she has a pretty nice body that was pleasing to the eye. Radha also did not wear a bra during the movie, so viewers knew exactly what she was offering.

In any other movie she would have been a 4/5, but this movie was awful. I can't believe a friend of mine told me to watch this movie. Next time I will make sure to give him the suicide hot line number.

I need to watch a good movie with a sexy actress. These last couple of movies have just made me pissed off about the women. I would like to think good wondrous things about the actresses, not nasty horrid things.

The constant Gardner - Rachel Weisz

Rachel Wesiz -

Rating 1/5 Stars

This movie was awful. Anyone who sees this movie definitely contemplates suicide. Rachel Weisz also looked like she never bathed the whole movie. I could smell her stench from my living room. She received a low rating because they showed her nude body when she was pregnant. Disgusting. Maybe it is because I have never had a kid, but pregnant women look ugly. She also breast fed an AIDS baby from Africa, she is retarded.

This movie was depressing, and pregnant women scare me and probably smell weird.

Pacific Hieghts - Melanie Griffith

This movie was a very frustrating movie to watch. It is a guy, Keaton, who screws over a nice couple, Melanie and her BF. But in the end, Melanie gets Keaton back by impaling his chest on a sharp copper pipe sticking out from the floor.

OK, you have the jist of the movie, now let's talk about Melanie Griffith. She was definitely hot in this movie. My favorite scene was when she was lying in her bed, and you could clearly see her nipples through her shirt. I mean, you could see right through her 1990s shirt. Even the small little dimples around the nipples were visible. Even though Melanie was a fox in this movie, she is not anymore. She has nasty wrinkles everywhere. I think she is on a plastic surgery binge. At least that's what pops up when I type her name in Google. That's too bad for her, I have seen better looking 52 years olds.

She still received Actress of the Day, but it is more like Actress of 20 years ago.

Transformers 2 - Megan Fox

Movie Rating 3/5
Megan Fox Rating 5/5

Megan Fox probably sucks at life because she is too sexy. I am basing this because she is a horrible actress, but no one cares because she is so hot. She is lucky that she did not become a porn star because she would have been the next Jenna Jameson.

I saw Transformers 2 in the theaters and everyone around me was a dude. I basically went to a porn flick with a bunch of dudes. Everyone's favorite scene was when Megan was running in slow-mo, and her voluptuous boobs were striking her in her face.

Thank God Megan Fox was in this movie because it would have been one of the worst movies of all time. What ever happened to good movies? I wish I had a shit ton of money to pay the sexiest broad to hang out with a shitty Jewish actor. By the way, Shia LeBouf is a whinny, scared little fagot. The best character in this movie was the mom, Julie White. She cracked me up the whole movie and she is definitely a MILF.

In the end, Transformers has cool special effects, bad acting, and one of the hottest actresses on the planet. This is how you make the most money at the Box office.

Star Trek - Zoe Zaldana

Zoe Zaldana = fine

Rating 5/5

First off, Star Trek nerds can kiss my ass. I never liked Star Trek, but this movie was bad ass. Special effects these days can give any man an orgasm. Independence Day was awesome when it first came out, but today's movies blow that movie out of the water.

Now lets get back to you Zoe. You are so hot that during the movie I was getting the chills. Thank you for being so beautiful. One thing I question is your name in the movie, Uhura. I don't watch Star Trek, but that must be your name in the old TV show. Also, why did you have to fall for another species like a Vulcan; that's lame. You need to drop Spock come to Louisiana where I will show you how to live. But, you are hot and probably do what ever you want; most hot women do just that. I know you are in Avatar, too, so I cannot wait to see you in that, even though you will be a blue alien. But, in all seriousness, I want your bod, and that little tattoo on your pelvis; ooo la la.

You were Actress of the Week