Star Trek - Zoe Zaldana

Zoe Zaldana = fine

Rating 5/5

First off, Star Trek nerds can kiss my ass. I never liked Star Trek, but this movie was bad ass. Special effects these days can give any man an orgasm. Independence Day was awesome when it first came out, but today's movies blow that movie out of the water.

Now lets get back to you Zoe. You are so hot that during the movie I was getting the chills. Thank you for being so beautiful. One thing I question is your name in the movie, Uhura. I don't watch Star Trek, but that must be your name in the old TV show. Also, why did you have to fall for another species like a Vulcan; that's lame. You need to drop Spock come to Louisiana where I will show you how to live. But, you are hot and probably do what ever you want; most hot women do just that. I know you are in Avatar, too, so I cannot wait to see you in that, even though you will be a blue alien. But, in all seriousness, I want your bod, and that little tattoo on your pelvis; ooo la la.

You were Actress of the Week

Year One - June Diane Raphael and Olivia Wilde

June Diane Raphael

Rating 3/5 Stars

June is not that hot. She looks a pale bimbo, and she played a raging bitch in this movie. What did Jack Black have to do to get this girl? He had to basically become Jesus just to get a kiss from this raging bitch. She played a shallow and non loving character, and I hope that is all she ever amounts to because she is a horrible actress and should not be allowed on screen. The other hot lady, Olivia Wilde, looks like an Egyptian goddess. I have seen her before in TV shows, and have always thought to myself; "Who is that girl?" In the movie, Jack Black should have been with Olivia instead of June. If we are comparing the two, Olivia is hotter than June, so Olivia wins. Screw you June!

This movie sucked anyway. Every funny part was drawn out too long, just like SNL these days.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Lynn Collins

Lynn Collins

Rating - 7.5/10

Lynn Collins is very beautiful, but instead of showing Hugh Jackman's jacked up biceps, I wish they showed Lynn Collins' curves. I felt like I was watching an Adrian Peterson, slow mo commercial. But, Lynn does have this thick curly brown hair that you know smells like coconut Suave shampoo because she is screwing a 200 year old mutant who has been a lumberjack for the last six years. And of course a sexy woman like Lynn has a mutant power that can control people by touch. I thought that women already have that power. Basically, Lynn Collins is sexy, and she gets my vote for Actress of the Day.